Gabby Gums here to bring you the latest scoop on the Ponies of our neighboring town, Klanadia! The Klanadians are known for their dedication and various contributions to Equestria, but have you ever wondered what dark and mysterious secrets this group carry with them? Continue reading for the juiciest gossip that only Gabby Gums can deliver!
Feather at first glance!
-Feather is a playwright, and respected by all ponies in Klanadia. She is close with her friends, as she is often the one they will come to for advice.
But just what kind of Pegesi is she?
-Due to being abandoned on countless occasions, Feather is incapable of love, and never allows anyone to get too close to her.
Melody at first glance!
-Melody is a local pop star and famous around the Klantopia area. She is talented in all the arts and loves getting involved in various projects.
But just what kind of Unicorn is she?
-Melody moved away from her ex lover, disappearing without ever saying goodbye. As soon as that pony shows up at her door, Melody abandons her friends, as well as her current girlfriend, to move back in with her ex.
Thiala at first glance!
-Thiala loves to act on stage in front of a live audience, and performs in plays written by her fellow Klanadian Feather.
But just what kind of Pony is she?
-Thiala lacks manners completely, and is rude to everypony she meets. She also has a secret; she dates girls. Despite acting like a total witch to her, Thiala is actually in love with -------!
Techi at first glance!
-Techi is the designer for many of the popular web games, played by countless ponies across Equestria. She knows everything there is to know about Technology.
But just what kind of Pegesi is she?
-A liar, a faker, and a thief! That's right; not only does Techi steal merchendise from local businesses and lie to Feather's face about her feelings, but that vibrant neon mane is totally not her natural color!
Cupie at first glance!
-Cupie is the social queen of Klantopia. She is the Unicorn to go to if you're in need of relationship advice, or want to know the latest gossip about current events.
But just what kind of Unicorn is she?
-Cupie is great when helping with love of all kinds! ...as long as it's not homosexuals. Cupie is an absolute bigot towards those who think love can exist between two ponies of the same gender.
Kandi at first glace!
-Kandi can be found over here. No, wait, over there. Wait, now she's all the way up there! She's hyper to say the least. This pony is always cheerful and smiling, and happy to brighten up anyone's day.
But just what kind of Pony is she?
-Being the food-loving pony that she is, Kandi loves to eat. But where does all that food go? Right back up her throat, out her mouth, and into the toilet. Kandi has been observed purging up to five times a day.
Mystery man!
Who knows who this mysterious pony is! All we know is, Cupie is madly in love with him!
This has been Gabby Gums with your LATEST and GREATEST gossip on the ponies; not just school-wide, not just Ponyvil-wide, but now reporting all over Equestria! Want to read more about the Klanadians? Follow their lives in Medlie Skyth's latest fanfiction, 'Klanadian Pony'!
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